Today’s Homemaker

It’s posts like this that make me laugh uncontrollably. I just love it.

i have one heavliy used floor lamp it works everynight, it is black with gold accents… sorry but i am not willing to part with light bulb(it was a gift with great meaning).
things i am looking for… wii, ps3, 8gb i phone, and lcd hdtv i absolutly refuse to consider any trades with projection tvs.
i can also consider throwing in a used fan it works, the metal cage is bent and the cord smokes. and a 3/4 used yahnkee candle sandlewood scented.
if you have a john boat, atv, or hand gun that was not used in the commission of a felony (misdemeanors ok). you can take it all. pictures coming soon. only serious inquries only no bs

So yeah…I’ll give you a “heavily used” lamp (not including cherished light bulb) in exchange for a Wii, PS3, iPhone, or LCD HDtv. I’ll consider throwing in a practically broken fan and three quarters of a candle (a “Yahnkee” candle no less!). Sign me up, baby!